Message from @Christmas Merlin

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2019-08-26 23:19:11 UTC  

oh

2019-08-26 23:19:14 UTC  

got

2019-08-26 23:19:18 UTC  

got is retardedly good

2019-08-26 23:19:21 UTC  

but no where near lotr

2019-08-26 23:19:30 UTC  

fat fuck has his own style that mimics tolkien

2019-08-26 23:19:35 UTC  

The Lotr books are good halfway trough

2019-08-26 23:19:45 UTC  

all of the lotr books are good

2019-08-26 23:19:49 UTC  

The first one is rigid but readable

2019-08-26 23:19:51 UTC  

then aragorn suddenly becomes jesus

2019-08-26 23:20:08 UTC  

the hobbit and the sylmarillions though

2019-08-26 23:20:15 UTC  

which confused the fuck outta me for a while

2019-08-26 23:20:15 UTC  

my god

2019-08-26 23:20:21 UTC  

he just goes around laying on hands to cure people fo gondor

2019-08-26 23:20:25 UTC  

best time of my life

2019-08-26 23:20:29 UTC  

lol

2019-08-26 23:20:58 UTC  

know what i want?

2019-08-26 23:21:06 UTC  

i want fries

2019-08-26 23:21:09 UTC  

i want Tywin Lannister singing Be Prepared from the OG Lion King

2019-08-26 23:22:05 UTC  

For some reason I wanted to try and emulate it in my head and had him do the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast

2019-08-26 23:22:14 UTC  

what the fuck brain

2019-08-26 23:22:15 UTC  

lol

2019-08-26 23:22:48 UTC  

turns out he would be really good with it

2019-08-26 23:23:14 UTC  

ever see Charles Dance in that comedy movie where Sacha Carter has him dress in drag?

2019-08-26 23:23:17 UTC  

I think it was Ali G

2019-08-26 23:24:09 UTC  

not too familiar by that description

2019-08-26 23:24:30 UTC  

I gotta admit

2019-08-26 23:24:41 UTC  

time st5amped for convience sake

2019-08-26 23:24:43 UTC  

3h of a lotr movie were more enjoyable than most got seasons

2019-08-26 23:24:44 UTC  

Aaah that one

2019-08-26 23:24:54 UTC  

Hot take

2019-08-26 23:25:01 UTC  

and I slept through half of lotr 3

2019-08-26 23:25:05 UTC  

by accident

2019-08-26 23:25:07 UTC  

the Lotr movies are much better than the books

2019-08-26 23:25:12 UTC  

except for the Hobbit

2019-08-26 23:25:51 UTC  

you take that the fuck back

2019-08-26 23:25:53 UTC  

no they are not

2019-08-26 23:26:07 UTC  

those bastards rampaged over tolkiens legacy

2019-08-26 23:26:19 UTC  

you shut your whore mouth and never say those words again

2019-08-26 23:26:32 UTC  

i love peter jacksons films

2019-08-26 23:26:35 UTC  

but tolkien they are not