I just recall seeing the trailer for it a while back & thought "hey", this looks like it *could* be neat... or it could be a total turd

because his fam bad a curfuffel

Get

i wqill never give anything past the hobbit trilogy of movies money

normal fags ruin everything they touch

i don't know how they degraded the hobbit to the point where they missed key components from the book

its sucha short book too

while also having a 10+ hours of playtime

dragun cumberbitch

and 5 armies guys

hur dur

Martin was good in it

who?>

the execution was just mediocre

Martin Freeman

guy playing the hobbit

in The Hobbit

oh bilbo?

i liekd that actor

he reminds me fo Dr Houses best friend in House face wise

Like Mirkwood

My god it was ridiculously short

in the books it was like weeks

@CatVanViver No, you see, the thing about Muhammad only allowing 4 wives, but in practice getting **MOAR** makes a weird sort of sense if you think about it like a towelhead...

See, Muhammad is the the perfect man, *therefore* he gets extra ~~little girls to rape~~ wives

And how do you *know* he's the the perfect man? Look at all the extra wives he has!

By Allah, be amazed at how the prophet's logic forms a *perfect circle* <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

while they went trough in half a day in the movie

yeah bilbo spent like a fortnight sneaking around the elves palace

and bringing the drawves information

Beor also was a bit disappointing

omg yes

he was

Beron was so awesome in the books

I really liked the kobolds tho

kobolds?

They were called kobolds instead of orcs in the books weren't they

@CatVanViver It's like how the fat kid gets to claim *more cake* ...
b/c he "needs" it *because* he's bigger...
And he's bigger b/c he eats more cake.

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(i read it in Hungarian so i don't know about that one)

pretty sure it was a goblin army

round & round the logic circle goes

goblins

elves

huh