he reminds me fo Dr Houses best friend in House face wise

Like Mirkwood

My god it was ridiculously short

in the books it was like weeks

@CatVanViver No, you see, the thing about Muhammad only allowing 4 wives, but in practice getting **MOAR** makes a weird sort of sense if you think about it like a towelhead...

See, Muhammad is the the perfect man, *therefore* he gets extra ~~little girls to rape~~ wives

And how do you *know* he's the the perfect man? Look at all the extra wives he has!

By Allah, be amazed at how the prophet's logic forms a *perfect circle* <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

while they went trough in half a day in the movie

yeah bilbo spent like a fortnight sneaking around the elves palace

and bringing the drawves information

Beor also was a bit disappointing

omg yes

he was

Beron was so awesome in the books

I really liked the kobolds tho

kobolds?

They were called kobolds instead of orcs in the books weren't they

@CatVanViver It's like how the fat kid gets to claim *more cake* ...
b/c he "needs" it *because* he's bigger...
And he's bigger b/c he eats more cake.

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

(i read it in Hungarian so i don't know about that one)

pretty sure it was a goblin army

round & round the logic circle goes

goblins

elves

huh

dwarves

orcs

and the bys from laketown

the 5 armies

@Thundermark Ah yes, I understand the prophet now, peace and blessings be upon him

I am pretty sure they are described as lesser and greater goblins tho

as Tolkien states at the beginning of the book

@CatVanViver in'shallah, brother 🙏

In’shallah

Isn't it Eagles, Orcs, Humans, Dwarves, Elves?

The five armies

eagles dont come in the book

They do

They do twice more

@Christmas Merlin That would be messy

all i remember is bilbo gettiing KOed

then waking up to everythign being finished

Eagles saved them once more in the book iirc

i think gandalf mentions them