You rub theforeskin

with the soap

Get his daddy to teach him how to do it using someone else's mouth

does that work?

Randomly @PureEvilPie so he has to open up his phone to this conversation 10 hours from now

kek

I’m going to assume you’re trolling, muten.

nah but like yeah

I doubt his dick smells like anchovies anyway

Mutens diseased penis

men with washed penis are gay tbh

He has the gifts of nurgle

nurgle is gay

So are you

Nurgle cultists are happy

Muten ain’t

I got on the train and this random guy started flicking me on the side of my head.

I'm like the unwilling MC in a lovecraftian narrative

@HurtChain Shot him\

if you live in britain stab him

Maybe don't get high on public transportation then?

kek

Sexually assault him

When confronted by weirdo on train, be weirder.

Literally just start gurgling and twitching

Grab his penis

Eat paint

No homo

Brain the cunt

or eat his cummies

but that's gay

You didn't say no homo my due

that's gay

Or start singing *If I was a rich girl* at the top of your lungs.

If your mum was gay you'd fuck her don't lie

0.o

Nah dude

Just nah

Oh