ooo, i dated a physcotheripst.. damn... she spotted me at a club and it was like i was a piece of meat

that girl was seriously freaky

What's a "physcotheripst"?

Well nuke me

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Ive just come across a theory that shia labeouf is not an actual person

find better holes to fall down

intriguing

That shia labeouf is a character created by the actual actor Louis Stevens

hmmm

could be his stage name

most actors/actresses have one

there name is their brand so they want it to be memorable

And he's just so incredibly commited to the role he's edited internet archives and everything to make Louis Stevens be the character and shia be the actor

could be true

I am HEAVILY skeptical

Because this theory comes from a fucking reddit comment

wouldn't be so suprised

So if anyone can prove this true or false

I'll be thankful

reddit is were mold grows

dont send your daughters to college unless you want her to have swallowed more cum in 4 years than you could produce in a life time

but so does penicillin

why send the daughter to college?

You underestimate the amounts of sperm one man can produce

i have a fairly good idea; experiments in my own lab and what not

https://tenor.com/view/cum-gif-9556835

Don't tell me you have a MLP stuffed in a jar of cum

someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?

disgusting

you underestimate how much dick girls suck at college

There is a group of feathers making savage noises on my campus right now, end me please

hmm, well i was never a college girl but let me tell you... catholic college girls

keeps you in shape

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never have a gf in college

we should ban girls from higher education and segregate lower levels of schooling

wasted a perfectly good freshman yr doing that

The more you strict you are with a kid, the harder they'll rebel

only if brazillian

emotional tempermant