big tiddy or no thank you

oh, don't i know it

female attorneys are like neutered cats

bitter they have no balls

Hang on while I get a charger

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@S K E L L Y Ivanthenotsoterrible I dunno if you'd want a goth gf tbh

The closest girl I've ever known to being goth

Was manic depressive

Suicidal

And kinda creepy

you don't count, luci

Oof

Well

he doesn't want your type of girl

Lucis preferred degeneracy being futa is evidence of her penis envy

he prefers girls with CLASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FNz8ZsFxgM

Big tiddy goth is god

Unless you want a socially incompetent gorl

Less class more ass

I dunno if you'd want a goth

I mean big tiddy anything is good

Luci fails to understand men feel bad for women like and that takes them places

goth girls need a fuckin' psychologist

and a corset

Mmm well

This one girl

I'm talking about

I tried to help her in her love life yknow?

Cu she really really needed it

Luci is a 6' black man named Tyrone

But my god is she bad at it

She plucked up the courage to invite this guy she'd been eyeing for weeks to coffee

what would you know about love? you are gay

And you know what she ducking did

and degenerate

What

In the middle of their coffee date she starts

Petting his hair