Message from @Truly Epic Gamer
Discord ID: 598978536073592834
*makes 13/50 joke*
*reminds that it is actually more like 6.8%*
*changes # to 6.9% in a lame-ass effort to make a 2nd-grader joke*
*attempt to keep last word by deceiving with 2nd grade joke bs does not go un noticed*
*pretends to submit just to have an excuse to have last word*
*gives up and relinquishes last word to next person to admit they are gay*
*I luh dick*
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*Jokes on y'all. I won. And I ain't really gay. I only ever sucked one dick and that was cause my uncle made me do it.*
*spams server with loli nazi brony pics*
*politely reminds that laws of thermodynamics does not allow it*
*mumbles about how laws are meant to be broken*
*rolls eyes, quips that that's not how laws work*
*quotes Judge Dredd*
*LUARGH*
That fucking film bruh
oh
fuck your italics bruh
The Karl Urban film owns Stallone seven ways from Sunday.
The Karl Urban film owns Stallone seven ways from Sunday.
Yeah, I don't like the Stallone one. Not gonna lie.
I mean, just compare the opening monologue of the two films.
I mean, just compare the opening monologue of the two films.
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Rule #1 of Dredd: You ***never ever, under any circumstances, show Dredd's face***. The Stallone trainwreck doesn't waste ten minutes before throwing out that rule.
I thin it was Stallone's agent (not necessarily Stallone himself) demanded the face time, or something.
But Karl is a total geek.
Karl is an awesome actor.
I had no idea he played Theodin's nephew in LotR until just recently.
Eomer was probably the first thing I was aware of him as.
Heh.
Well, the Stallone variant has one good quality to it - the style. It's much closer to the original. So, yeah, still no "true" Dredd film today.
I love both, but for different reasons, and hold neither as "ideal".
I enjoyed the Stallone one because I went in having been told it was dire, so I went in looking to enjoy bad shit.
One of my favorite models in my Q3A days were Dredd one - modeled after comix but sounds were from the movie.
>.>
We should totally try to make this a thing.