*never seen this nigger before in my life officer*

*Why the nigga always gotta die first :(*

*Points out that the black guy died last in night of the living dead*

*Ain't nobody watch that shit nigga lmao*

*makes 13/50 joke*

*reminds that it is actually more like 6.8%*

*changes # to 6.9% in a lame-ass effort to make a 2nd-grader joke*

*attempt to keep last word by deceiving with 2nd grade joke bs does not go un noticed*

*pretends to submit just to have an excuse to have last word*

*gives up and relinquishes last word to next person to admit they are gay*

*I luh dick*

🤦

*Jokes on y'all. I won. And I ain't really gay. I only ever sucked one dick and that was cause my uncle made me do it.*

*spams server with loli nazi brony pics*

*politely reminds that laws of thermodynamics does not allow it*

*mumbles about how laws are meant to be broken*

*rolls eyes, quips that that's not how laws work*

*quotes Judge Dredd*

*LUARGH*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aaubVlhNK4

That fucking film bruh

oh

fuck your italics bruh

*smh*

The Karl Urban film owns Stallone seven ways from Sunday.

The Karl Urban film owns Stallone seven ways from Sunday.

Yeah, I don't like the Stallone one. Not gonna lie.

I mean, just compare the opening monologue of the two films.

I mean, just compare the opening monologue of the two films.

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Rule #1 of Dredd: You ***never ever, under any circumstances, show Dredd's face***. The Stallone trainwreck doesn't waste ten minutes before throwing out that rule.

I thin it was Stallone's agent (not necessarily Stallone himself) demanded the face time, or something.

But Karl is a total geek.

Karl is an awesome actor.

I had no idea he played Theodin's nephew in LotR until just recently.

Eomer was probably the first thing I was aware of him as.

Heh.

Well, the Stallone variant has one good quality to it - the style. It's much closer to the original. So, yeah, still no "true" Dredd film today.

I love both, but for different reasons, and hold neither as "ideal".

I enjoyed the Stallone one because I went in having been told it was dire, so I went in looking to enjoy bad shit.