but waaay waaaayyyy the fuc down there

I know, I'm saying he'd build a new one to make the U.S.A. an island.

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Well Panama was the most logical choice.

we just need to use explosives to make cali an island

Agreed.

maybe washington too

i think if we chip off those two NY might fall in line a bit

The whole west coast really.

if not, deploy MOAB

Good idea.

What about Chicago?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTMcYHrAdl4

isnt it beautiful

now that

thats a big bomb

Teddy would probably not actually do something so drastic, he would just deport all the Commies with the rest of the undesireables.

yes

deport via brass

LOL or maybe to Guam.

earth deportation

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I know a wignat from Guam

He’s a sad case

He said he’s going to move to Eastern Europe to be with his people when he graduates high school

"It's our new communist utopia project, everyone is equal in space, you get to try out this new shared commune on Mars." *is really gulag*

i wuldnt want to give the commies mars

they can have venus

or mercury

Good point.

I might one day travel to mars

Mercury it is.

I have a chance cause I’m young

after all

they shuld get used to a hotter climate

cuz them gays are going to hell <:smugay:593502151758708776>

they can also rest assured that climate change... wont be an issue

What about a Deep sea colonisation effort trying to see if humans will evolve to live underwater? After all, just cause the others drowned doesn't mean it won't work THIS TIME! RIGHT COMRADES?!

mmm that means lettin the commies have the ocean

also not cool with that

really anything