Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 618983958977183744


2019-09-05 01:38:37 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl They can lift like a ton

2019-09-05 01:38:39 UTC  

on average

2019-09-05 01:38:40 UTC  

so idfk

2019-09-05 01:38:42 UTC  

Also birds don't have tiddies

2019-09-05 01:38:45 UTC  

@Flavius Stilicho technically yes

2019-09-05 01:38:48 UTC  

So why would they evolve tiddies

2019-09-05 01:38:49 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl They're mammilian

2019-09-05 01:38:59 UTC  

It's like how fucking aegonians have tits too

2019-09-05 01:39:09 UTC  

a bird fucked a chimp? WTF?

2019-09-05 01:39:09 UTC  

The Shi'ar female possess mammary glands and are viviparous, but some Shi'ar are artificially conceived in eggs, nurtured in special chambers and the children were referred to as hatchlings

2019-09-05 01:39:20 UTC  

Shi'ar are pretty much space platypi TBH

2019-09-05 01:39:26 UTC  

(platypuses?)

2019-09-05 01:39:39 UTC  

@Flavius Stilicho technically yes

2019-09-05 01:39:41 UTC  

Perry the Platypus?

2019-09-05 01:40:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/618983647948570644/unknown-67.png

2019-09-05 01:40:54 UTC  

shi'ars can breed with humans

2019-09-05 01:41:00 UTC  

lmao

2019-09-05 01:41:13 UTC  

Somehow

2019-09-05 01:41:15 UTC  

yeah

2019-09-05 01:41:22 UTC  

the first issue she was in

2019-09-05 01:41:22 UTC  

Gotta get that sweet bird puss I guess

2019-09-05 01:41:27 UTC  

she was shapeshifted into a naked Rogue

2019-09-05 01:41:33 UTC  

(which continued for like 2 issues)

2019-09-05 01:42:51 UTC  

can't turn down an alien who's naked and looks like Rogue TBH

2019-09-05 01:43:38 UTC  

>the best Mass Effect Game is iffy

2019-09-05 01:43:45 UTC  

and your opinion has been discarded

2019-09-05 01:44:03 UTC  

I haven't finished it or anything

2019-09-05 01:44:14 UTC  

But the ending to mass effect 1 was pretty good

2019-09-05 01:44:18 UTC  

Will say

2019-09-05 01:44:27 UTC  

The gameplay for Mass effect 2 is hella iffy

2019-09-05 01:44:39 UTC  

By the way, Thanos is human

2019-09-05 01:44:42 UTC  

While I appreciate not having to spend days with pointless looting mechanics

2019-09-05 01:44:53 UTC  

Getting class locked into one weapon

2019-09-05 01:44:54 UTC  

Sucks ass

2019-09-05 01:45:04 UTC  

And it's a shitty thing to do in a shooter game

2019-09-05 01:45:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/618985079225581568/image0-3-3.jpg

2019-09-05 01:45:47 UTC  

@ManAnimal furries walk among us