machine spirits are mostly assholes tbh

in such cases, i throw the Hard Drive in the freezer and prepare a backup drive

@Xaverius

fucking toaster wont work

Yeah, but don't let them know that you know. @ryvergate

You clearly let them know.

Don't yell at the toaster, a daemon might possess it

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nice computer. GOOD computer. (don't fuck with me computer)

I'd be an asshole if I was turned into a machine spirit

Yeah, I used to keep a motherly that I fried (long story) around as a totemic ward.

CHOKE ME DADDY MOGG

LMAO

*motherboard

RansomWare5000

ryver

wot

you saw nothing nigger

I swear most women run 'RansomWare5000'

lol

Eventually the plan was to mount the board on the wall as a promise to misbehaving electronics.

oh , i use another tactic; threat of death by overvoltage

***MY COUNTRY WAS CUCKED SINCE THE 80S***

I'm sorry for brining this accursed image onto the server but pic related

Yeah, like the $100 sushi meal I spent on this starving artist-type.

https://youtu.be/W7PBqKpmQ5U

I said, don't fuck with me computer

🇫

Servitor time

I wanted to be worshiped too if I was a toaster

tbqh

**Shocked** @Warlord Dick Cheney

She's cute, but the baggage she has is more heavy than I wanna take on. Still, it was a fantastic night and a good chance to stretch the mind.

that's actually rad

https://tenor.com/GU4F.gif Sir, we have that Communist Summer School in sight.....