aT lEAsT I trIEd

I thought you were doing house work

I will eventually

Horses love salt

But im sleepy and laying here feels good

So my flight is straight canceled

RIP

@Muten I love licking your salty tears

ooooof boris ... shhhhhh https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/14/boris-johnson-the-eu-wants-a-superstate-just-as-hitler-did/

The Earth is a cone. It's both round and flat

@wacka works for me

I'm the one engaging

"Engaging"

Fucking bastards

Are you trolling?

@wave have you tried going on a shotgun rampage?

If I owned a shotgun. .

shotguns are illegal

no one needs a shotgun

Shotguns can't be owned. They have their rights

only terrorists

*racks his shotgun while humming nasheeds*

you are a criminal

Yeah well, come take it

Shotgun rights matter

We need to legalize shotgun weddings

Shotguns should be confiscated

Voting rights for shotguns

Just shotgun marriages

We should rape and pillage shotguns

A shotgun in every home

a shotgun hung on every tree

If a guy gets your daughter pregnant you can threaten him to marry her with your shotgun

Shotguns are legal in the uk

the UK is one step away from mad max

As well as bolt action rifles

practically a gun ridden hell hole

Seize all guns and make swords great again

swords are real weapons for a more civilized age

Anyone keeping up with the F1 qualifying?

Kimi narrowly survived being beached in gravel and managed to escape the elimination zone by 0.002 seconds