NOT A PONY

But that's not what you are. It's what the defective part of your brain is telling you.

I think Scrooge needs a beating

a beating every day until he admits he is not a pony

He needs pills. Lots of pills.

but beatings are more useful

@livid_scrooge Do you have fingers?

No

how the fuck do u type?

Magic

Then how are you typing so fast?

Magic isn't real.

You've never been in Equestria obviously

If magic is real, then demonstrate it. Show us a video of you using it.

There's scientists all over the world who can't wait to see your magic.

Also, show us how to get to Equestria.

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what the ever living fuck is going on in here

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Some doofus thinks he's actually a small horse.

correction

some doofus is taking the person saying they're a small horse seriously

lmao

I don't own a camera!

@ebinmemes22 You do realize I'm not joking, right? I'd assume it's just common knowledge now that everyone knows I'm a pony

Holy shit guys it's a talking horse.

https://tenor.com/S7cs.gif

well, any holes a goal

Well the real question "Are you a male horse or a trap?"

I gots to know.

https://tenor.com/70O7.gif

I'm a mare.

Shit, someone google what that means, I don't speak horse.

It's a male horse

female horse

Ew

male is a stallion

it's a gender of horse*

lol

Hmmmm the bitch with the horns has a point

yup