Well, I’m from a part of the US that has a very heavy hunting/gun culture (not as much as Texas though)

thank god

The fuck

I want to carry around a machete

And we just banned state income tax this year.

My weapon of choice would probably be modern crossbow.

oops

yeah, I love my crossbow.

I've always wanted to carry around a flail

Those are legal also livid

Actually this isn't even a lie since childhood flails have been my favourite weapon

something about the balls

Btw, do you live in purple or red area of texas

@matroyshka I must decline as inspiration comes from true passion, passion which is unique to only you

I live about 45 minutes outside of Fort Worth, to the north west. very very red

also very very pale

@Acridian to unleash your inner Darryl Dixon?

lol

I had to google that. the wiki summary is great

Polish 97.6% 37,962,000

I want a howitzer

naw, I'm actually rather peaceful. but I do believe in violent lethal force when threatened

Almost 98% polish

In Poland

I'm more of an angler than hunter.

Nothing says “get off my lawn” like an artillery piece.

https://taskandpurpose.com/texas-man-buys-sherman-tank-parks-front-house-upsetting-hoa

old article but hilarious

I kinda find it hilarious cause

Under 2nd amendment you should be allowed to own a fucking battleship

river oaks is a small suburb of fort worth

If you so desire

I agree.

I don't believe in taking firearms away from anyone, crazy or otherwise. Everyone has the right to defend themselves.

The only weapon I think should be off limits is nuclear.

Hell if I recall America's ships are in piss poor shape

An armed society is a polite society

For obvious reasons.

Crowbars, agreed

Maybe some other high impact ones.

Listen all you need to do to stop alot of crime is allow everyone to conceal carry unless there a felon