We also legalized all edged weapons recently. You can now legally carry a broadsword anywhere you want.

Well, I’m from a part of the US that has a very heavy hunting/gun culture (not as much as Texas though)

thank god

The fuck

I want to carry around a machete

And we just banned state income tax this year.

My weapon of choice would probably be modern crossbow.

oops

yeah, I love my crossbow.

I've always wanted to carry around a flail

Those are legal also livid

Actually this isn't even a lie since childhood flails have been my favourite weapon

something about the balls

Btw, do you live in purple or red area of texas

@matroyshka I must decline as inspiration comes from true passion, passion which is unique to only you

I live about 45 minutes outside of Fort Worth, to the north west. very very red

also very very pale

@Acridian to unleash your inner Darryl Dixon?

lol

I had to google that. the wiki summary is great

Polish 97.6% 37,962,000

I want a howitzer

naw, I'm actually rather peaceful. but I do believe in violent lethal force when threatened

Almost 98% polish

In Poland

I'm more of an angler than hunter.

Nothing says “get off my lawn” like an artillery piece.

https://taskandpurpose.com/texas-man-buys-sherman-tank-parks-front-house-upsetting-hoa

old article but hilarious

I kinda find it hilarious cause

Under 2nd amendment you should be allowed to own a fucking battleship

river oaks is a small suburb of fort worth

If you so desire

I agree.

I don't believe in taking firearms away from anyone, crazy or otherwise. Everyone has the right to defend themselves.

The only weapon I think should be off limits is nuclear.

Hell if I recall America's ships are in piss poor shape

An armed society is a polite society

For obvious reasons.

Crowbars, agreed

Maybe some other high impact ones.