Message from @MoistBread

Discord ID: 649985051018133514


2019-11-29 14:45:59 UTC  

Everyone enjoy their thanksgiving ?

2019-11-29 14:46:03 UTC  

First you need to be vetted, de-loused and cleaned

2019-11-29 14:46:08 UTC  

I slept through dinner

2019-11-29 14:46:15 UTC  

yes, had some delicious ham, and other foods

2019-11-29 14:46:22 UTC  

We got a tornado warning in az

2019-11-29 14:46:26 UTC  

Whats thanksgiving about again?

2019-11-29 14:46:30 UTC  

Can't enjoy thanksgiving when you just had your wisdom teeth ripped out

2019-11-29 14:46:33 UTC  

we should build a wall of tornados

2019-11-29 14:46:35 UTC  

I cannot into Amerimutt holidays

2019-11-29 14:46:46 UTC  

Giving thanks to the people in your life

2019-11-29 14:46:57 UTC  

oh

2019-11-29 14:46:58 UTC  

And being thankful for what you have

2019-11-29 14:47:00 UTC  

wow, @Anakin418, bad timing

2019-11-29 14:47:07 UTC  

forced family reunion

2019-11-29 14:47:16 UTC  

Yeah Im glad we dont have that

2019-11-29 14:47:16 UTC  

oh more new fags

2019-11-29 14:47:42 UTC  

>space between new and fags

2019-11-29 14:47:43 UTC  

we came in on the boat last night

2019-11-29 14:47:56 UTC  

Hazing is alright I suppose

2019-11-29 14:48:18 UTC  

I came in with the Roman garrison making sure you don't violate any agreements with Rome

2019-11-29 14:48:32 UTC  

I fell in the water a few times

2019-11-29 14:48:33 UTC  

>when a boat of migrants arrives in ~~Italy~~ Athens

*not le happy merchant noises*

2019-11-29 14:48:38 UTC  

Hence my name

2019-11-29 14:49:06 UTC  

I just came from Sparta, the whole leaving babies to die thing wasn't my cup of tea

2019-11-29 14:49:09 UTC  

Normally my name would be Princeps Civitatis Avgvstvs, but can't nickname yet

2019-11-29 14:49:12 UTC  

I prefer sparta

2019-11-29 14:49:20 UTC  

@Yoeri cuck

2019-11-29 14:49:26 UTC  

ouch

2019-11-29 14:49:34 UTC  

Fucking Greekoids

2019-11-29 14:49:38 UTC  

my hoplite feelings are hurt

2019-11-29 14:49:56 UTC  

They wanted to draft me to the Sacred Band over in Thebes, but all the available guys were ugg-ly so I bailed

2019-11-29 14:49:58 UTC  

Don't worry big duck nick. We are not gonna make enclaves in your home land or whatnot

2019-11-29 14:50:10 UTC  

guess I'll join the commies, they care about my feelings

2019-11-29 14:50:23 UTC  

mediterraneans be like “we wuz romans n shieet”

2019-11-29 14:50:41 UTC  

No they dont unless you're a visible and non-visible minority at the same time

2019-11-29 14:51:05 UTC  

mhmm, does black face count as being a minority?

2019-11-29 14:51:14 UTC  

Yes

2019-11-29 14:51:25 UTC  

in that case I'll fit right in

2019-11-29 14:51:26 UTC  

being on blacked dot come makes you an honorary member of the coomunity

2019-11-29 14:51:29 UTC  

So hey I have a theory

2019-11-29 14:51:32 UTC  

Imagine thinking commies care about your feelings