Message from @Neko?

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2019-11-29 17:46:33 UTC  

I read that as prostating

2019-11-29 17:46:45 UTC  

Prostate exam?

2019-11-29 17:46:45 UTC  

I was very confused

2019-11-29 17:46:47 UTC  

Bend over

2019-11-29 17:46:53 UTC  

It's why I reluctantly see why Islam segregates men and women during prayer. Idk if most women want a man behind them as they kneel over.

2019-11-29 17:46:59 UTC  

@Retro a similar thing happens in eastern orthodox Christianity. But only old ladies do it nowadays

2019-11-29 17:47:08 UTC  

Ah, gotcha

2019-11-29 17:47:28 UTC  

Do you have a glorious beard retro ?

2019-11-29 17:47:49 UTC  

Don't they worry about the person in front farting in their face when they're kneeling forward?

2019-11-29 17:48:16 UTC  

A beard? Nah, other than for just this month. I look better clean-shaven

2019-11-29 17:48:26 UTC  

None of that 'two fists below the chin' for me

2019-11-29 17:48:56 UTC  

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 Actually, if you fart in a Mosque you have to silently leave.

2019-11-29 17:49:14 UTC  

Lmaoooo

2019-11-29 17:49:17 UTC  

Yeah like I'd admit it was me 😅

2019-11-29 17:49:53 UTC  

It's amazing looking back, when my relatives would start sniggering as someone leaves the prayer room

2019-11-29 17:50:32 UTC  

But surely you'd leave before letting it rip

2019-11-29 17:50:49 UTC  

Why would they need to leave ?

2019-11-29 17:50:52 UTC  

But then people would assume you farted!

2019-11-29 17:50:59 UTC  

So?

2019-11-29 17:51:03 UTC  

Desecrating a sacred place etc.

2019-11-29 17:51:07 UTC  

*whispering* "lmao look at that loser he farted"

2019-11-29 17:51:07 UTC  

Ah

2019-11-29 17:51:08 UTC  

Shouldn't their minds be on god?

2019-11-29 17:51:10 UTC  

See it's easier in eastern orthodox church

2019-11-29 17:51:19 UTC  
2019-11-29 17:51:19 UTC  

We just burn a shit ton of incense

2019-11-29 17:51:28 UTC  

Problem solved

2019-11-29 17:51:39 UTC  

Just let it out softly and quietly. And if it smells bad, just give dirty looks to whomever is next to you

2019-11-29 17:51:42 UTC  

@Alexandrina you're eastern orthodox?

2019-11-29 17:51:47 UTC  

Eastern orthodox, I forget where that falls on the Christianity spectrum

2019-11-29 17:51:57 UTC  

On a serious note. What do most fellow Muslims in in the uk community think about the Rotherham incident ? Most of the msm cover it up

2019-11-29 17:52:02 UTC  

@Lazzy "Lazy" Coxx Most people probably do that. But, then again, God will know

2019-11-29 17:52:22 UTC  

The Rotherham incident? I've been out of the news loop, so I don't know about that

2019-11-29 17:52:26 UTC  

@MoistBread i live very near there and the ones i know really don't care

2019-11-29 17:52:39 UTC  

Muslim news is just terrible

2019-11-29 17:52:39 UTC  

Seriously ?

2019-11-29 17:52:42 UTC  

The early Christian Church split in 2: eastern roman empire, aka bizantine was orthodox, and Rome was catholic

2019-11-29 17:52:46 UTC  

@Retro the biggest grooming gang in the UK that was caught

2019-11-29 17:52:51 UTC  

Oh fuck

2019-11-29 17:52:54 UTC  

I remember!

2019-11-29 17:53:12 UTC  

Yeah, no word from my family