Just guys being dudes

i'm not ashamed to do what i want with inanimate objects

has anyone ever tried to fuck a fruit

Who's that ?

Nope

A stripper yes

i haven't

A fruit no

Gotta get your monies worth of dat sargon pillow

but i was tempted after watching the apple pie comedy film

I saw a post about fucking a coconut

what happened when you tried to fuck the stripper cody

no, but I've had a lot of interesting times with electrostimulation

Does anyone want to read?

I succeeded

omg that's scary

Grape fruit vid was funny though

Ive always wanted to try electro

That's a really good laugh

can you even fuck a stripper?

electro sounds terrifying to me. Is it like being tortured right on your nipples?

She was off duty

off duty strippers

i'd rather shag a fruit

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/

I mean u can use it in many ways

Roo you're back

Have you seen our boy retro ?

@matroyshka you can do that too. but what I did was use an electrode up my ass and one up my girls ass then fucked her

Yes

I read "north Mozambique" and I clicked away

what's wrong with the maggots?

so he fucked a coconut

and got maggots on his dick

Yes

omg

@matrix07012 pornhub has some videos on it

That’s horrific

but the real question is, wouldn't he just be like "oh wriggling sensation. lovely"

I remember reading this

that is absolute nightmare fuel