You know what's a CHORE? is a blow job. They call them JOB for a reason

is hooping em the same as ingesting?

heh

i'm a virgin;

Get you some puss

i'm waiting for the right woman

probably a 2d one

oh i've found enough 2d ones 😄

Pillows are 3d

they tide me over

ooh i might get a pillow

but i don't know what they do with them

I've always been fascinated/terrified of the female anatomy

Confidence us attractive. hit the gym , get a hair cut , good hygiene. Be confident

@matroyshka just dive in, you'll make it

You should most certainly interact with human females

fuck that be a greaseball and fuck hippie chicks

it's been thrown at me before MoistBread

Over inanimates

and I have refused

the mother of my brother's son was particularly forthcoming one evening

I am strictly dickly

Bruh. Never deny puss

@matroyshka they have strapons

even in that situation?

The most beautiful thing in the world

Not in that situation

wait is that one of those i am my own grandpa situations?

What situation ?

"the mother of my brother's son was particularly forthcoming one evening"

What ?

@Acridian I wouldn't wanna be fucked by a girl though it would ruin it for me

The wife of his brother

wait what

Brother wife ?

Or gf

and i refused

sister wife?

sister-in-law

I think

i've also been in bed with several women and it just hasn't felt right