||they have to erase C3PO's memories to get the translation off of a macguffin and about half an hour later in the film R2D2 restores them
despite watching his memories get removed and saying nothing||

||rey fucking kills chewbacca by crushing the transport he's in in a force duel with kylo
but they go 'oh he was just on another ship he's actually fine'||

wow

||rey and kylo have lightsaber duels across that force link bullshit they have going on||

||rey pulls force healing out of her ass||

We can't see what you are typing @Aia

sounds incredible tbh, can't wait

just
just tap on it fam

and yeah no I'm unironically looking forward to it

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just gonna smuggle in a bottle of vodka to make it through the movie

I ain't paying for garbage

I'll wait till it comes online

Then get my family together to laugh at how trash the movie is

my sister unironically likes the new star wars movies

Kek.

And we thought The Last Snowflake was bad.

Yuck, she had no class

She thinks they're good

Double yuck

She said she liked what the last jedi did with luke

God, she sounds like she's in the early stages of a 2018 feminist

lmao

YEAH KILL ALL THE MEN!!

I mean come on now

She's got to have low standards

If she likes the new star wars

she's an absolute harry potter fangirl so you're not wrong

Lost cause

im low key ashamed to be related to someone with such poor taste

Beat some sense into her

in a non violent way of course

>non violent
>beatings
Seems legit

yeah we gotta punch domestic abuse
and just keep punching it

Is she an adult?

she's 19 so yeah
2 years younger than me

Ehh

If one thing I noticed

Is that women are usually consumers

consoomers

Oh, tell us more