it looks so fucking bad

I'm so ready

Fuck no

I already know it's going to make bank, but it'll be a train wreck

if like half of the shit that's in the leaks is true

Audience score would prolly be like 50ish while critics would be your standard 70

hoooooo god

Anything juicy to share

apparently the approval rating of the third act is like 8% in test screenings

sure I'll spoiler it

It was 6, 21, and 88

||kylo ren dies by getting yeeted off a cliff in the final battle||

If I recall

||Han solo comes back as a force ghost
because apparently even non jedi get to do that now||

lmao

||So does anakin||

wew

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Aw yeah

Sounds like a trainwreck

||they have to erase C3PO's memories to get the translation off of a macguffin and about half an hour later in the film R2D2 restores them
despite watching his memories get removed and saying nothing||

||rey fucking kills chewbacca by crushing the transport he's in in a force duel with kylo
but they go 'oh he was just on another ship he's actually fine'||

wow

||rey and kylo have lightsaber duels across that force link bullshit they have going on||

||rey pulls force healing out of her ass||

We can't see what you are typing @Aia

sounds incredible tbh, can't wait

just
just tap on it fam

and yeah no I'm unironically looking forward to it

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just gonna smuggle in a bottle of vodka to make it through the movie

I ain't paying for garbage

I'll wait till it comes online

Then get my family together to laugh at how trash the movie is

my sister unironically likes the new star wars movies

Kek.

And we thought The Last Snowflake was bad.

Yuck, she had no class

She thinks they're good

Double yuck

She said she liked what the last jedi did with luke