You should look into the world catastrophes of 1812

hmm duly noted

right, because gauls can smell boipucci a mile away

i was going to make a joke expanding on that

@UnScottable fun fact, did you know there was a United States of Venezuela for like... 10 seconds before an "earthquake" killed 20 thousand people?

but god told me that even typing that out is sinful

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deities, the first censors

colender <:thinkgon:560211224923734026>

bruh

dont even get me started on JFK

DONT EVEN

or abraham lincoln

@Jokerfaic You got it right the first time

bruh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Comet_of_1811

that "magic bullet" was just an Italian round called caracar

the rabbit hole is so deep

Weird shit was happening man

it was shit-retarded even when it was first issued

A comet seen for 260 days by the naked eye in the night sky?

That's pretty crazy bruv

alright comrade let me shoot this past you

ive been mulling this over

it was a blunt, round-tipped bullet

awful for accuracy and rifling

many people in abraham lincolns camp. including abraham himself

wanted to actually send the blacks back to africa

now. what if i posited that abraham lincoln was assassinated to thwart this plan

to continue a multiracial america

BOOM

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https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/iwma/documents/1864/lincoln-letter.htm

It's not impossible but I'd need to look more deeply into his correspondence with Karl Marx

Apparently Hawaii, though they weren't a chartered state yet, did a mock-poll for elections, and were overwhelmingly pro lincoln before and during the civil war

John Wilkes Boothe was a chosenite though

I don't think a multiracial America was ever part of the plan: I think the idea was always to create a homogenized European. You could say that the founding fathers left room for that to evolve over time, but the naturalization act of 1791 was pretty explicit

well thats marx sending lincoln a letter being all like woooo slavery sucks

good job dude

oh shiz

"Nations do not exist for themselves alone, but to promote the welfare and happiness of mankind by benevolent intercourse and example. It is in this relation that the United States regard their cause in the present conflict with slavery, maintaining insurgence as the cause of human nature, and they derive new encouragements to persevere from the testimony of the workingmen of Europe that the national attitude is favored with their enlightened approval and earnest sympathies."

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