Oh fuck

That's my granny

He's just never really had to be political before now, and now that he has too he's just using the same logic he's always had and going with what makes sense to him. He's pretty well balanced and can spot bullshit on his own for the most part

My granny calls me to ask me about my day every now and then, and then she just starts talking about her entire week.

*incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic*

*no one had a chance to interrupt, it was quite hypnotic*

You'd want to tell everyone too when you're that surprised you woke up 7days straight again at that age

Or when you literally can't use the internet and you live alone

^

My grammy

And you get all your news from the paper (which is a leftist rag) and the fake news (which never talks about real issues)

My maternal grandpa is a very unique person.

He's a hooknosed used car salesman, that lost his pituitary to a tumor that went undiagnosed for 12 years and so he's a doormat

Ironically, she pretty much just watches dr.phil and fox, so she's very much not leftist. More to the center

He lives and breathes with hormone supplements, and is quite possibly the biggest cuck you will ever find of his age.

He finds absolutely nothing wrong with all white people being replaced in his life with Chinese tenants, Mexican secretaries, and a church congregation that no longer speaks English.

Oof

He genuinely believes that he did good selling people broken down cars that needed constant repairs because they were slightly higher quality than the crap that actual poor people have.

It was already established he had no morals when you said he was a used car salesman

So we were lowkey in permanent debt living paycheck to paycheck because every six months or so, we'd have to put car repairs on the credit card.

No, like he's a sweet guy and he genuinely means no harm to anyone. He's a normie.

But there's something about him that (chemical or otherwise) makes him completely unable to defend himself. Sometimes his tenants just don't pay rent.

Okay, not no morals. Badly thought out morals

No, service-based morals.

Wait you said his pituitary got burnt out?

Eaten.

He went blind before the doctors found it.

Wasn't he basically still a child then? If he never went through puberty

No, it was as an adult.

Ah, yeah. That's weird

And when they took it out, they pulled out the whole thing and then he could see again because it wasn't putting pressure on his optic nerves anymore.

But then he was really tall, because it went haywire and made him huge

So he's taller than most jews

Like Ari Shaffir tall? Or taller

Not giant, maybe 6'4

That's pretty tall

His doctor's been roping him in for cosmetic treatments to take off all the "cancerous" warts and stuff

And we keep telling him that they're stringing him along

After losing three family members to malpractice I don't really trust doctors

And the dermatologist not being able to tell the difference between ringworm and eczema didn't help my opinion either

My family is lucky in that we're family friends with a few doctor families. So we have kind of a multi generational trust