Sarsaparilla >>> root beer

I am clearly a kiwi

Theres no beer in root beer, so dont call it that

Ya can I get a big cup of ROOT

When you say beer, i think you mean beer.

Sarsaparilla is technically root beer, but what most people think of as root beer is a different root than sarsaparilla

I'll call you gay even though you're not, because there are lots of gays in you

How could their be anyone inside me?

I dont hurt

Sarsaparilla is the actual fucking classic

My butthole is a pretty good place to end up

Or explode

what is sarsaparilla?

End up? Dont you mean end down?

No. Up

A carbonated drink

Ignorance of the dick up your ass is no excuse for it

No? Dont you mean yes?

is it similar to coke?

I think the story goes it was what bars and salloons came up with as a non-alcoholic beverage that would still sell in the west

Closer to ginger beer

Coke like cocaine, or...?

ah

In flavor

real sweet and hardy taste

^

Ginger beer? So you mean a malted hoppy beverage with ginger in it?

so it's kinda sweet but also bitter?

nah, not bitter, but kinda strong

TBH I just really love sodas that have a real flavor besides just corn syrup

Im pretty sure you have your words mixed up. I dont understand

difficult to enunciate

Im too stupid to get it

clearly

My brain refuses to hammer it out, despite my knowledge

It's a kind of pungence

basically a generic root beer tastes watered down by comparison

In a good way

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