My family seems to have made vows before god himself to never spend a day without screaming at each other so loudly that I can hear it through a closed door and headphones

I know people reposted it a thousand times but I still laugh

Shit

And this week I found myself intentionally arriving late for class because I knew we would be in the workshop using power tools

you know what maybe I do owe myself another visit to my therapist

its been a few years

the-rapist

Lmao

Try going to church

On one hand god not real

on the other hand

churches are quiet

and the priests are nice

lol why pay money to a guy who's not even gonna bother listening to your dumb problems when you can just browse memes ad be happy

Lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAruGWekJKo&list=PL_Z4TcUeTtptiGX3WrgzvHaC5nAwUcX5s

lol you think some woman is gonna help you deal with any issue???

Listen, say whatever about god, try it. There is a good community to base yourself in

oh yea thats HAWT stuff

she helped me for years

mushroom swiiiiisssssss

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If women aren’t suckin your seamen their sucking you money

she probably has the same lines she tells everyone which were written by a male colleague of hers

i could really go for a good burger

after years of going to her if you're still feeling like shit, she has been doing a shitty job for years then

a melted swiss burger with caramelized onions

thats HAWT STUFF

you can get it at a number of places

btw

HOT STUFF

you know what flupsy, how about you stop insulting people you dont know and go find a therapist yourself?

Everyone loses their minds when one single onion falls on a burger

But when its melted Swiss cheese, it’s all part of the plan

I mean you do seem to have severe mommy issues, so maybe you need to work through that

fuck off nigger, i don't need a fucking cuck to tell me some bs about internal struggles. i'm helping u by telling you to save the money that you'd throw away

cant forget tha roasted mushieeeess yeeeee