Then I sell them to my local obesity center

No wait they eat the sausage

"But you ain't my daddy!" "no! but i'm doin your mom!"

I remember when I was about 8 and I was up late at night my mum would come up and slap me, clearly I’ve learnt so much as here I am

@Samaritan™ I don't play with my food. You see how there'd be an issue there

I play with your food though.

You play with orphans?

Doin your mom

"I know it aint yo bday but gonna give you little present..." "What?!"' "An Ass-whoopin"

Doin doin your mom

Livids moms

Livids Mom

Plural

Is she ginger

https://tenor.com/sYRm.gif

If you are what you eat, how come I'm not an aborted fetus?

That’s why I ain’t a pussy

5th position, the baby is both alive and dead.

you are what you eat

I already said schrodinger's dead kid

You are indeed what you eat

6th position, the baby was alive but then I hammered its skull with a watermelon

That’s why I think nothing of starving African children

Ah, damn, I didn't catch that in my ultraquick skim. Sorry. >.> @Samaritan™

POLE position

Saving that one

What one

The image

WILL ALL BE CLEAN

Silly

I hope we die one day

Don't worry, you will.

Boy have I got good news for you

Anyway I’m going bed for real now I think goodbye gay cunts

Yeah, that is one thing we can be fairly sure of. @bobthebuilder69

Not even taxes are as assured as mortality.

What's funny about Al Capone is that he got arrested for never having payed taxes, but then shortly thereafter went fucking insane so they then didn't make him pay taxes

Fucking brilliant

"Going insane" apparently is the only surefire way to pull off tax evasion.

He went cuckoo because of his syphilis