What's funny about Al Capone is that he got arrested for never having payed taxes, but then shortly thereafter went fucking insane so they then didn't make him pay taxes

Fucking brilliant

"Going insane" apparently is the only surefire way to pull off tax evasion.

He went cuckoo because of his syphilis

Syphilis will do that to ya.

He was aware hhe had it and never had it treated because he just didn't care

The only really detrimental mistake he made

Or.. maybe it was his retirement plan?

He could've actually been rid of it if he went to the doctor right after

But he got reduced to a 12 year old child

Yeah, pretty good time to regress to.

Until you try that boyish leap & break a hip.

Okay, what the fuck

Success?

How come I can delete this message but not my other one

@Samaritan™ which one?

Lag, apparently.

Nah I just deleted it then

It shows the option the other doesn't

Ah, interesting.

which one can't you delete?

Perhaps the powers that be don't want it removed?

The ghost in the machine.

nah i already know the answer

Also, it's so calm and quiet in this hotel.. I swear I can almost hear the wifi signal. >.>

i think ou cant delete messages if theyre old enough

that's not it @Boop / 브파 / C'thUwU

for whatever reason

@Laucivol agent sign off time

always happens around now

Oh, I mean where I am physically located just near Yosemite...

Oh

I know why

Its because @Samaritan™ said it

@Samaritan™ @Samaritan™ is why

Ah, your doppelganger.

boomer made a 2ndary account by accident

My evil twin said it

I'm the good one

he made one while on the shitter and didn't think to log into the pc one

If you were the evil one.. that's *exactly* what you'd say. @Samaritan™