@lunemarie I can be your frenemy 😉

every 1cm over 150cm someone is they should pay 1% more income tax

tax the tall

long live the short

1% of nothing is still nothing

This means only midgets doing any work

dude are you really <5ft @lunemarie ?

I’m 143cm

so you're <18?

nope

werent u 148?

I’m 19

so she's a midget

no I said I was 145cm tall because I measured myself with shoes okay

are you actually

I am actually 143cm tall

or 145cm tall with shoes

That's impressively old

^

temporal shoes?

or they just make you look old

how do shoes age oneself 2 years?

that or ur catfish 🤔

buy new shoes what kind of posh twat are ya

gotta start work tomorrow, won't be as chatty

now don’t you all look like retards

The French fish market likes the German creepy untermensch that rps as dead women <:thinkgon:560211224923734026>

well mass curves spacetime

Ok

cookies' feet are so massive

when she puts shoes on she gains 2 years

wait Maria is German

Cookies wears canoes

WAIT

UNDO

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@Nat you’re my new best friend

Thanks you too

Anyone that hates Germans is good in my book 🙂

I mean they’re 2nd in my hating list

fkin untermensch