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As a short girl nobody has ever done it standing up

@shadow of the sun I didn't know a dick could get black and blue until this happened, luckily no fractures

French men have no upper body strength

shut up thot

shut your fucking mouth

the only thing french men lift are cigarettes'.

>Wants sex
>Doesn't feel ready for a relationship
>Doesn't want to get fucked by a whore for an extortionate amount
*ZoomerStyle*

I wasn’t in France when I was active

@lunemarie you must have had ones that picked you up and did what I wanted a word for though

@Ralin Storm if u can continue after that ur a man after my own heart

The only thing britbongs lift are tea cups.

<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>

If you speak again I will **literally** rip your head out and piss and shit in your neck

Please no.

Cease.

And desist

then the shit will travel to your stomach and then your corpse will shit it out and it'll be a double-shit

Actually standing sex is comfier with tall girl than short

you hear me?

Oh it is

I guess it depends on how short you are as a guy

lol

>Not having sex in the missionary position and asserting dominance via eye-fucking
Utterly disgusting.

@lunemarie tranny confirmed

**>having sex**

utterly disgusting

Where did that come from @Louis

Missionary sex is for long term and a wife, anything less is free game.

***>>>having pre-marital sex***

degenerates

HARAM

"Actually standing sex is comfier with tall girl than short" - tato "Oh it is" - you @lunemarie

I was asking a question

Fucking someone that isn't your partner is as unemotionally-invested and degenerate as bestiality, change my mind.

Even with girls slightly shorter then u u have to bend ur knees to put that dick inside and after a while that shit hurts

“Oh, it is?” There

Happy

@Zephyr Blackfish based

I dont think its even possible to pound someone like cookie from behind while standing

>having sex instead of transitioning and eating your soy bugs