Pay us off with candy or we're gonna just-a-prank-bro your ass

I'm not showering, I'm not shaving

I'm defrosting a pot roast bitches

also amusingly the origin of the holiday

comfey

everybody's stupid but me

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Candy...
--which may or may not be drugged.

anyone know how to make kitkats and peanut butter cups into cake

yes

We could talk about the origins of Halloween.

you make a cake

Yeah sure, the candy's gonna be drugged

and when mixing the batter

you put that inside the cake

You have any idea how expensive that'd be?

might work

so

theyre gonna melt

first of all

so you should be prepared for that

also the kitkats and pb cups are already purchased, there's just no spawn to gank em

Doubly because they're not gonna eat the candy till they get home, so it's not like you're even gonna get to take advantage of the induced state.

theyre made of pretty low quality chocolate and peanut butter

so theyre definitely going to be goopy inside the cake

but maybe thats what you want?

if you dont want them to melt what you could do

is make a multilayer cake

and then put the candies between the layers

before you add the frosting

I kinda want a sorta tiramisu effect with the kitkats maybe

The drugged candy meme is literally a plot by the candy corporations to prevent people from giving out home-made treats instead of the prepackaged shit they make.
Change my mind.

i am unfamiliar with the construction of tiramisu

but i dont believe there are any hard solids in it?

@Eirshy razorblades

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you pour like... condensed milk on ladyfingers

or was that a tres leches cake

oh well

tiramisu is like

honey and