Message from @Selemas
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@juryrigging in uganda we kill da white farma and sprinkle his blood in da fields to make da grass grow... we learned from british army who said blood makes da grass grow
well blood might make grass grow i suppose
It contains iron, sugar, and nutrients... So yeah i guess it could.
oh and speaking of
for a a developed agricultural society that had no access to proper draft animals
mesoamerica
the buffalo was never tamed
cows didnt exist
llamas couldnt really do much
You need the shit
Not the plow
who says they nutted...
maybe they are just teasing themselves...
plus why would a company who litteraly makes a living off people nutting... wanna promote no nutting for a month? isnt that like 1/12th of their advertising revenue down teh drain? also its christmas ad season... so more than 1/12th their ad profits this month
The real big brain move for pornhub would be promoting iron will no nut November, where you watch porn every day but don't masturbate
imagine if they didnt let you see the videos 😮
'we are pornhub stay commited to no nut november even if you dont have the will power... so we have disabled the homepage to this page till dec 1st, please enjoy this picture of a kitten' .... 'IN LATER NEWS NOVEMBER NOW HAS MORE SUICIDES THAN DECEMBER'
Also, do porn websites HAVE a Christmas ad season?
Do they advertise anything that would actually be bought as a Christmas gift?
selemas - advertising is a seasonal beast by nature... xmas is like the biggest advertising season of them all
Cialis as a Christmas gift seems really insulting
Who said its cialis? and not anal beads or a pocket pussy... or 'earings from jarads'
if i had a rubber cockroach i made and wanted 2 sell in mass... id advertise on pornhub... u have no idea the kinda coverage you get :p
So why are almost all ads on porn websites for sex shit and scams?
If the coverage is so good
Because some advertisers are trying 2 be more targeted... and maybe some porn websites are doing exclusive marketing.. if i was pepsi... id out advertise coke by 1. having ads on the porn sites and 2. having product placement in the porns themselves
just send the filming agencies a case of pepsi with a note 'please include in next scene'
could have 'fucking on a pallet of pepsi' or 'pouring pepsi on a bitch'
or just a case of pepsi in teh background
"Man, I sure am thirsty from all this fuckin. Oh look, a Pepsi. Quenching!"
'fucking a bitch in a fridge' fulla pepsi
exactly
'my cock in a can'
so many things u could do with pesi...