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who says they nutted...

maybe they are just teasing themselves...

plus why would a company who litteraly makes a living off people nutting... wanna promote no nutting for a month? isnt that like 1/12th of their advertising revenue down teh drain? also its christmas ad season... so more than 1/12th their ad profits this month

The real big brain move for pornhub would be promoting iron will no nut November, where you watch porn every day but don't masturbate

imagine if they didnt let you see the videos 😮

'we are pornhub stay commited to no nut november even if you dont have the will power... so we have disabled the homepage to this page till dec 1st, please enjoy this picture of a kitten' .... 'IN LATER NEWS NOVEMBER NOW HAS MORE SUICIDES THAN DECEMBER'

Also, do porn websites HAVE a Christmas ad season?

Do they advertise anything that would actually be bought as a Christmas gift?

selemas - advertising is a seasonal beast by nature... xmas is like the biggest advertising season of them all

Cialis as a Christmas gift seems really insulting

Who said its cialis? and not anal beads or a pocket pussy... or 'earings from jarads'

if i had a rubber cockroach i made and wanted 2 sell in mass... id advertise on pornhub... u have no idea the kinda coverage you get :p

So why are almost all ads on porn websites for sex shit and scams?

If the coverage is so good

Because some advertisers are trying 2 be more targeted... and maybe some porn websites are doing exclusive marketing.. if i was pepsi... id out advertise coke by 1. having ads on the porn sites and 2. having product placement in the porns themselves

just send the filming agencies a case of pepsi with a note 'please include in next scene'

could have 'fucking on a pallet of pepsi' or 'pouring pepsi on a bitch'

or just a case of pepsi in teh background

"Man, I sure am thirsty from all this fuckin. Oh look, a Pepsi. Quenching!"

'fucking a bitch in a fridge' fulla pepsi

exactly

'my cock in a can'

so many things u could do with pesi...

pepsi*

personally id prefer coke... but i feel like coke is already winning in the advertising war

you could probably get away with making scaled down 2liters they could use for "size comparison"

would make for weirdly funny marketing

'ho solo with a 2ltr pepsi'

If all that makes so much sense for companies to do, where is it? I think you're ignoring the negative public image of advertising family friendly products with literal porn.

^and that's the issue

optics

kinda how everyone laughs after saying Hooters is a "family restaurant"

who cares... u do your normal ads... and u have pepsi in scooby do... and you do you *Special* ads in scooby ho

arrias - if it is a big negative... which i doubt... but lets pretend it was... then as pepsi... you send the porn company a case of coke... and see how that plays out 😄

like im pretty sure mountain dew could easily get away with it... so many sleezy mofos who sit at their computer all day jerkin off with a desk covered in empty mountain dew cans...

argueably thats sorta like preaching to the choir ;o

p.s. id greenlite the ad campaign on pornsites... and if it goes belly up id just blame it on an intern... and fire a patsy... and release a public appology (tho pretty sure ud make more money than you lost in the bigger picture and keep running ads on porn sites)

you'd be surprised at how big that could blow up

i think it's largely a case of no one wants to risk it