Also I 100% support the idea that Doomguy's wife is Samus

@Lucienne d'Anwyl pretty sure the traitor was some fag

Not doomguy

Their son is Master Chief

according to doom 2016 lore

doomguy invited the daemons

to help his son

🤷

I too have studied this subject

I am 90% sure Doomguy's not the guy who invited the demons in

Yet interpretation confuses me

@Eirshy doom guys wife is daemon samus

who may have a large phallus under her suit...

||doomguys great great great great grand father was apparently BJ Blazkowicz||

Doomguy fucked Hell, I don’t know what they’re talking about

So in the Doom universe, the Nazis won ww2

interesting

That would actually mean he's the descendant of one of BJ's annoying daughters

Apparently in that Commander Keen mobile game, one of those guys grows up to be Doomguy

I don't like this interpretation

BJ could have had other kids

Man, i remember playing commander keen when i was younger

*with other polish twinks*

He could have had kids with that Black girl

if he ever found her afterwards

The Commander Keen mobile game kids are apparently the children of the original Commander Keen

Don;t think he did, although she probably got vibe-checked by the good guys

the nigger girl just dies and is a plot point

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/613769167199535104/632373739106861066/stfu_postmemes.gif

https://tenor.com/view/silence-liberal-gif-13854353

And apparently in an old game book or something one of Commander Keen’s kids is Doomguy

and you know thats not that far off because you can find a easter egg of commander keen tortured or something

welp...

he's dead

she

it