Message from @Engineered Eldritch Catgirl

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2019-11-05 08:06:25 UTC  

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2019-11-05 08:06:33 UTC  

rape ?

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2019-11-05 08:06:38 UTC  

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2019-11-05 08:06:44 UTC  

bearded dragons are pretty frisky though

2019-11-05 08:06:56 UTC  

WHY WOULD YOU KNOW THAT

2019-11-05 08:07:09 UTC  

you can't really grab them unless you know what your doing also they are fast lizards too

2019-11-05 08:07:16 UTC  

not sure i need that info

2019-11-05 08:08:31 UTC  

Much better

2019-11-05 08:09:39 UTC  

@Engineered Eldritch Catgirl we tend to let them have the eggs, between them and the pigs they keep the snakes away from the chooks and ducks

2019-11-05 08:10:25 UTC  

so a few eggs less in exchange for almost no snakes in the home paddocks is a fair trade

2019-11-05 08:11:08 UTC  

I dunno man, a snake would probably eat the blue tongue.

2019-11-05 08:11:10 UTC  

especially after the 6 year beat a Gwarda to death with a machete and proudly displlayed it to me when i got home one day

2019-11-05 08:11:32 UTC  

nah, bob tails and blue tongues fuck up snakes

2019-11-05 08:11:37 UTC  

Cause you know, bloody living in Australia.

2019-11-05 08:11:55 UTC  

yeah, rural Au as well 🤷🏻

2019-11-05 08:12:00 UTC  

the literal ground beneath your feet will try and kill you.

2019-11-05 08:12:21 UTC  

not looking forward to this summer, everything feels hotter already and it is only in the mid 30s

2019-11-05 08:12:24 UTC  

Aye

2019-11-05 08:12:30 UTC  

me neither

2019-11-05 08:13:08 UTC  

we only had 190mm rain this season, 110mm less then average, does not bode well at all

2019-11-05 08:13:13 UTC  

though i'm happy i was able to hold a blue tongue lizard, they are usually a few around my house but they've been attacked by cats and shit

2019-11-05 08:14:19 UTC  

Hell I have farmers harvesting at the moment only pulling 120kg of barley per Hectare, considering they put 60kg per hecatre in the ground and have been getting 1-2 tonnes in previous years.....there will be a few cockies hanging from trusses this year

2019-11-05 08:14:27 UTC  

yeah

2019-11-05 08:15:03 UTC  

poor bastards

2019-11-05 08:15:38 UTC  

up near bowen we've had a few like bats get drunk on rotten mangos or maybe it was the birds i can't remember

2019-11-05 08:15:50 UTC  

but up there one of my friends say its pretty much a desert

2019-11-05 08:16:22 UTC  

I saw reports of rain in NSW and QLD yesterday, first rain in 2-3 years for some of these places

2019-11-05 08:17:00 UTC  

we got a bit here, but not enough to matter, down near the border they are getting jack and shit.

2019-11-05 08:17:10 UTC  

Damn @Engineered Eldritch Catgirl, your bearded dragons looking hella fancy with their camouflage.

2019-11-05 08:17:28 UTC  

yep, mother nature is being a cranky stuck up thunder cunt latel

2019-11-05 08:17:29 UTC  

y

2019-11-05 08:17:30 UTC  

yeah, i used to try and catch em when i was younger

2019-11-05 08:17:54 UTC  

i remember trying to catch racehorse goannas as a young lad........

2019-11-05 08:18:33 UTC  

But nar, the dams near by me i believe they are pretty low atm

2019-11-05 08:19:06 UTC  

actually, i was talking to my brother the other day and he reminded me of when we were younger we would go on big family trips to a beach in the Pilbara, at low tide (7-9m tides here), we would go into the rock pools and find octopi.....then proceed to beat them with sticks to see which ones are blue ringed and which ones arent

2019-11-05 08:19:22 UTC  

genuinely suprised I am still alive considering the dumb shit i did as a kid

2019-11-05 08:19:33 UTC  

hahahaha

2019-11-05 08:20:29 UTC  

playing softball with wasp nests

2019-11-05 08:20:34 UTC  

all kinda stupid crap

2019-11-05 08:20:34 UTC  

the only dumb thing i can think of is going into a jellyfish net late at night and my sister screaming her head off that a croc was on the way to the nets because there was fish cought in the net.

2019-11-05 08:20:47 UTC  

haha