Message from @Spooky Melon

Discord ID: 641251218299027476


2019-11-05 12:12:59 UTC  

I'm going to murder someone over this shit

2019-11-05 12:13:09 UTC  

Or something

2019-11-05 12:13:29 UTC  

Like another meaty n juicy animal

2019-11-05 12:13:55 UTC  

Auto correct fcks up = more meat on menu

2019-11-05 12:14:47 UTC  

Today it's just meat. Spicy chicken for now

2019-11-05 12:16:25 UTC  

There is a legit theory that alcohol created civilisations

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641249459140821012/alcohol_religions.jpg

2019-11-05 12:16:47 UTC  

wine and beer brewing were responsible for the first cuneiform writing

2019-11-05 12:17:07 UTC  

niggas had to keep track of alcohol and invented clay tablet writing

2019-11-05 12:17:49 UTC  

First ever known, oldest clay tablet was... beer jugs tally for the storage

2019-11-05 12:20:13 UTC  

Light beer was the first 100% safe hydration source in civilisation, cutting morbidity due to waterbourne diseases by a staggering amount.

2019-11-05 12:20:28 UTC  

Hmm good point

2019-11-05 12:20:38 UTC  

Didn't think about it this way

2019-11-05 12:21:13 UTC  

Not only hydrartion but also a cocktail of nutritious malt full of B12 too

2019-11-05 12:22:09 UTC  

The discovery of alcohol is up there with fire in terms of advancing the species. It wasn't long until someone noticed that spilling beer on a wound made it more likely to heal.

2019-11-05 12:22:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641250985934585856/image0.jpg

2019-11-05 12:22:32 UTC  

Alcohol was and is extremely useful to humans,

2019-11-05 12:22:33 UTC  

But

2019-11-05 12:22:46 UTC  

It also increases domestic violence and drunk driving rates

2019-11-05 12:22:54 UTC  

But

2019-11-05 12:22:59 UTC  

That’s just irresponsibility

2019-11-05 12:23:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641251210946412544/image0.jpg

2019-11-05 12:23:26 UTC  

Yes. You can't blame alchohol for the stupidity of people.

2019-11-05 12:25:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641251614002380800/xlarge.png

2019-11-05 12:29:26 UTC  

It fires money?

2019-11-05 12:29:47 UTC  

it uses money as a fuel

2019-11-05 12:29:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641252871190478851/stonetoss-green-energy-comic.png

2019-11-05 12:31:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641253179849310218/image0.jpg

2019-11-05 12:33:18 UTC  

Checked my own vibe once

2019-11-05 12:33:24 UTC  

Don't recommend

2019-11-05 12:34:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641253988267982848/xlarge.png

2019-11-05 12:34:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641254008824266752/xlarge.png

2019-11-05 12:34:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641254032941383690/xlarge.png

2019-11-05 12:40:01 UTC  

>no body armor

2019-11-05 12:40:23 UTC  

> dies to a fragmentation wound

2019-11-05 12:45:24 UTC  

Sorry I dont speak illegal alien

2019-11-05 12:45:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641256753958223872/its_retarded.jpg

2019-11-05 12:46:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641256973438025728/image0.jpg

2019-11-05 12:47:19 UTC  

@MrFlupsy turkish shapshifters be like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641257225897377837/turkish_shapeshifter.gif

2019-11-05 12:51:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/641258245142478858/Screenshot_20191030-062354_YouTube.png