Message from @Blaster Master
Discord ID: 643783500683542528
I hit my back REALLY fucking hard
Shit
It's like, the last or 2nd last bone of the spinal cord
what do
help
I feel sick
Consult professional
what about first aid
dude I can't move
Call 999
Stop typing
Call ambulance
that's all I can do
Do a barrel roll
what if it's nothing and I waste people's time
What if you're paralyzed for life
Fucking idiot
Get Uber to Cemetery
nah I can move, just not super fast
it didn't get swelled or anything
Gotta go fast
just hurts
like, the lowest part
Well you're going to ignore it anyway
right above the ass
Love hurts
Enjoy your wheel chair
Going down slopes is fun
fuck you dude XD
Get some flame stickers
Inclines are your freind