Message from @AMERIJESUS
Discord ID: 644056463228272641
America is the greatest country on earth and has never done anything wrong ever
Beat that you idiots
this is perfect
thank you
lol
i think its pronounced Rhodesia
Listen. Don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump.
Alright?
Because I'm not. I'm a businessman. I'm a family man. Man of the people. Man of the church. Man of the country. I'm a patriot. A veteran. A man of god. A missionary. A postman. I work at jamba juice, okay? My dog is spayed. I got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler. I make my own quilts, love eggs. Shop locally. I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces. My eyebrows are shaved and my friends are all geese. I live in a house. I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. My medicine is over the counter except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads "If you don't like me, I'll go fuck your mother." I am inside of the matrix. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside my brain. I have a shark in my bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. I went to india once. I like bowling.
So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump, alright?
Because I'm not.
round boi