I'm Joey Shalads

Pfff hahahaa

im ethan tannedberry

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>wants to protect their skin

>puts on sunscreen everyday

>lol wat

YAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN, SLAYYYYY

Slaaaaaay

gayin and slayin

Hellllllll yeahhhh sistahh

MAGA

make america GAY AGAIN

Just met ben jealous on train but i was too tired to call him a socialist - just said hi and put headphones back in

who?

whos ben jealous

I choked - what an opportunity to rant

He’s a progressive democrat running for governor in Maryland

well, nah i think its better that you dont approach people on the train, no one wants to be talked to on their commute

its better that everyone just ignores eachother and stares at the floor

He came up to me to shake my hand - he’s campaigning it seems - had his photo ops people with him

Too early to let him know how I really feel

ohh i see

did you keep eye contact the whole time you shook

Not so much, just wanted him to leave me alone 😂

Im a grouch in the AM

is trump just endorsing every single rep candidate?

Not every single one

i didnt know the president was allowed to even do that

just certain states that he needs to win?

We have a guy running for US Senate in Maryland who hasnt been endorsed which is crazy because we should focus more on flipping blue seats instead of seats that are already red

yeah right

thats what i was wonderingg

maybe he just endorsed texas ted because of the things he said about him before

That seat should be a lock though - Cardin has been in his Senate seat for decades - we should be trying to get his ass out and replaced with a Republican

But what do i know, im just a brown guy

Nobody listens to me

yeah i know i know im agreeing with you bud

chill oot

im sure the man has a plan, he knows what hes doin