There’s magic liquid that makes coke taste like cream soda

@Timeward Fake and gay.

Elaborate

I thought coke was supposed to be a citrus drink

Orange cream soda

i've seen that exact story with the US navy and a british lighthouse, US navy and a canadian lighthouse, british navy and a scottish lighthouse...

That supposed conversation has been attributed to the U.S. Navy, and there's never been an HMS Britannia in the age of wireless.

Murder backwards without the red I don’t know how strict the rules are

REDRUM

Without the red

RUM

Spell dick without the "homo"

delta india charlie kilo

Spell Stupid without your name

sierra tango uniform papa india delta

Spell your mom without the smell

No u

yankee oscar uniform romeo, mike oscar mike

Kekistan wins again

Kekistan being me alone

Überkek.

You are the unterkek

no u

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I have more keks in my dick than corn in your flakes

I like the Russian example that was set when they started the second Chechen war

I like the fact you feel the urge to have a dick-waving competition over discord.

super cereal, guise.

I am myself, for no reason at all. Ree at that, millennial

Who eats corn flakes fuggin normie

Actually, I'm 40. <:sargonfingerguns:568463117856669696>

Ok, boomer

Kek.

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Okay zoomer

You have misidentified me. I am a coomer.

That’s worse

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