Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 644654395971338251
>be twice the size of your enemy
>end up in a draw
GG
After all, Russia was SEEDED by teh Bolghars, read history!
THREE TIMES
um, no? that was the kieven rus. i.e. vikings
But THE **REAL ONE**, not the scum your Oxford and Cambridge child-molesting gay historians are teaching you!
gg, YOU DIED TO THE TURKS BEFORE THE BYZANTINES DID
Damn this is an advanced bot
We sttod up!
I’m actually impressed
That is why we fell first!
okay, child-fucking-pot calling kettle black wasn't funny the first time. knock it off
cause we always get the most fire
and
the Byzantines stood up before
fights
and
bloodshed
cause
and they fell like a century AFTER the Bulgarians
Some grammar fixes and actually believable
the rest of world knows how STRONG we are
nice logic, Yordan
this is why they always gang up on us!
easily debunkable
>they
But it is not a sign of weakness, just the opposite-it is a sign of DIGNITY!
you mean when you end up in a draw WITH SERBIA **three fucking times**?
To be defeated by ALL of your enemies ganging up on you means they just know how **STRONG** you are!
how are you guys that incompetent
you end up in a draw with SERBIA of all places
THREE TIMES
and then you get stomped by the Byzantines
They hate us cause we are SUPERIOR this is it!
and then the Turks nearly a century BEFORE the Byzantines get wiped out
Plus, the Serbs are ass*oles!
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck There was a plague on our lands at that time, too.