Message from @SAINt Brendan

Discord ID: 644950571219943434


2019-11-15 17:21:10 UTC  

better to have had and lost, dude

2019-11-15 17:21:20 UTC  

Pretty sure while I was at work some 30 year old woman was hitting on me

2019-11-15 17:21:33 UTC  

you're gettin ara ara'd?

2019-11-15 17:21:54 UTC  

She was trying to ara ara me infront of the manager

2019-11-15 17:22:04 UTC  

I swear to god if this is another "but I wasn't interested" story I'm tongue kissing my sig sauer

2019-11-15 17:22:04 UTC  

are you a smol boi?

2019-11-15 17:22:18 UTC  

19 when it happened

2019-11-15 17:22:29 UTC  

I fucking mean it, cocked and loaded

2019-11-15 17:22:31 UTC  

tbh I had to disregard the females the acquire the power I now wield.
The funniest thing though was she showed up on the class roster for one of the classes I GA'd the lab for, and given her name wasn't exactly common, it was probably her. She never showed up though lol

2019-11-15 17:22:32 UTC  

She had like baby with her so I was like HAHAHAHA no

2019-11-15 17:22:52 UTC  

k bye

2019-11-15 17:22:54 UTC  

could had lost your virginity and you let the threat of child support stop you

2019-11-15 17:23:04 UTC  

cdfr

2019-11-15 17:23:05 UTC  

N frnd

2019-11-15 17:23:06 UTC  

Yes

2019-11-15 17:23:07 UTC  

nyuhlkj

2019-11-15 17:23:10 UTC  

kl ,uhkj uyt

2019-11-15 17:23:11 UTC  

yyy

2019-11-15 17:23:15 UTC  

Joker stfu

2019-11-15 17:23:17 UTC  

>you let the threat of child support stop you

2019-11-15 17:23:18 UTC  

Women with children are fucking crazy from what I have experienced

2019-11-15 17:23:19 UTC  

no shit

2019-11-15 17:23:22 UTC  

I have a suspicion she read the list of names for the lab techs and panicked.

2019-11-15 17:23:33 UTC  

>wanting meaningless cummies

2019-11-15 17:23:37 UTC  

never know for sure mate

2019-11-15 17:23:39 UTC  

also that

2019-11-15 17:23:40 UTC  

costanza.jpg

2019-11-15 17:23:52 UTC  

she has a baby, means she has experience, so she knows how to make you feel like a man

2019-11-15 17:24:01 UTC  

imagine being such a thirsty degenerate that you'll hop on the first piece of pussy that presents itself

2019-11-15 17:24:15 UTC  

it's like you all forgot the appeal of a milf in the first place

2019-11-15 17:24:17 UTC  

Can't tell if the woman that works in the Eye Care part of Walmart is hitting on me or trying to keep an eye on me

2019-11-15 17:24:31 UTC  

@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) and she's also proven to make bad decisions, unless her previous husband died in the line of duty.

2019-11-15 17:24:33 UTC  

be a 24 year old virgin then see how that high horse fits you, dickhead

2019-11-15 17:24:53 UTC  

She doesnt look too much older than me and she was nagging me cause I was working out in the rain for 8 hours two days in a row without rain gear

2019-11-15 17:25:04 UTC  

ya Joker would stick his dick in crazy frame one

2019-11-15 17:25:06 UTC  

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-11-15 17:25:31 UTC  

and also spend your school career surrounded by teen parents and your school has an in-built child-care facility

2019-11-15 17:25:56 UTC  

that's fair enough tbh

2019-11-15 17:26:13 UTC  

sounds like torture for you, since you can't get any game

2019-11-15 17:26:15 UTC  

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-11-15 17:26:19 UTC  

But NOOOOOO I had to be a good boy, follow the rules, don't do drugs, don't argue with authority figures