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nah, if she's working out and doing stretches it's not that bad

IIRC my last gf was a C cup, but that was like 8 years ago.

.... fuck that really was 8 years ago

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6 years ago for me

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better to have had and lost, dude

Pretty sure while I was at work some 30 year old woman was hitting on me

you're gettin ara ara'd?

She was trying to ara ara me infront of the manager

I swear to god if this is another "but I wasn't interested" story I'm tongue kissing my sig sauer

are you a smol boi?

19 when it happened

I fucking mean it, cocked and loaded

tbh I had to disregard the females the acquire the power I now wield.
The funniest thing though was she showed up on the class roster for one of the classes I GA'd the lab for, and given her name wasn't exactly common, it was probably her. She never showed up though lol

She had like baby with her so I was like HAHAHAHA no

k bye

could had lost your virginity and you let the threat of child support stop you

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>you let the threat of child support stop you

Women with children are fucking crazy from what I have experienced

no shit

I have a suspicion she read the list of names for the lab techs and panicked.

>wanting meaningless cummies

never know for sure mate

also that

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she has a baby, means she has experience, so she knows how to make you feel like a man

imagine being such a thirsty degenerate that you'll hop on the first piece of pussy that presents itself

it's like you all forgot the appeal of a milf in the first place

Can't tell if the woman that works in the Eye Care part of Walmart is hitting on me or trying to keep an eye on me

@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) and she's also proven to make bad decisions, unless her previous husband died in the line of duty.

be a 24 year old virgin then see how that high horse fits you, dickhead

She doesnt look too much older than me and she was nagging me cause I was working out in the rain for 8 hours two days in a row without rain gear