bitch I can cook better than you

My great great grandfather

everyone knows the holocaust was actually just 6 gay jews dying in a horrible rollerskating accident

I'd like to see that

1v1 me

I'll have you know that I speak some german, ovens have no secret for me

how fitting

Echt?

I'll beat you in a 1v1

Ich spreche mehr wie ein bischen Deutsch

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Klar

1v1 me bouillabaisse only

Ich habe ein grosses schwanz

Mein Deutsch ist schreklich

https://youtu.be/CJ2u3pRpCjc

Please, as if boiling fish requires skill

Krupp steel

Is deutsche steel

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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i love how the german girl in this video is perfectly expressionless despite the fucked up shit happening around her

Blanquette de veau is a true chef's tesst

@King Canuck looks normal

Buscemi

Beve Stuscemi

No parle vou Francsis

Steve Bruschetta

Begone rosbif or whatever the duck you are

rosbif indeed

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Excuse me

J'aime me beurrer la biscotte

Whatever the __duck__ you are?

I find that **highly** offensive

That sounds like a rethoric question

Apologize immediately

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Quack off

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