Come up with a better pun, and it might continue to be fresh enough to be entertaining.

Don't tell me how to Rock Post

Now? Now, it's go the 'so last month' marker.

Just unsolicited advice that might do you well to heed.

This Rock can't be famous

If I change the theme monthly

Ah, yes.. y'see variety with a solid core is the means.

As it is, you're working on infamy amongst rapscallions - this is not where you want to be.

First of all your using alot of big words

And since I don't understand them imm take em as disrespect

You better watch your mouth

Hrm, they seem to be right sized if I were to not demean your intellect by restricting my usage of vocabulary.

*Unless* you're attempting to indicate that I am *over*estimating your capacity?

No, you would do no such thing, would you?

Donno

Will it get me nudes ?

It may, it may not. Such things are unknown until they are known.

Will you send me nudes

Hrm, I strongly doubt you would want my nudes. Nor would I betray those of whom nudes I have.

I want your nudes

Good luck on that, friend.

We are friends !?!

Until I have reason to believe otherwise.

Sick

Your my first one

That's a shame, I wonder why that would be the case?

Mostly the picture of the rock

And the smells

Well, at least you're aware of what must be corrected, then.

Not correcting anything

Your my friend anyways

Ah, drats, then you shall continue to suffer a dearth of friends, I'm afraid.

So you just gotta wait out for the real homies

Does your friendship come with cuddles

Unfortunately, no.

diogenes was an actual insane hobo.
people just looked too much into his ramblings and thought it was 2deep4u

Would you make an exception ?

Those are the rules, cuddling with friends is beyond the pale.

Would a firm handshake and a steely look in the eye suffice, though?

No