No, you would do no such thing, would you?

Donno

Will it get me nudes ?

It may, it may not. Such things are unknown until they are known.

Will you send me nudes

Hrm, I strongly doubt you would want my nudes. Nor would I betray those of whom nudes I have.

I want your nudes

Good luck on that, friend.

We are friends !?!

Until I have reason to believe otherwise.

Sick

Your my first one

That's a shame, I wonder why that would be the case?

Mostly the picture of the rock

And the smells

Well, at least you're aware of what must be corrected, then.

Not correcting anything

Your my friend anyways

Ah, drats, then you shall continue to suffer a dearth of friends, I'm afraid.

So you just gotta wait out for the real homies

Does your friendship come with cuddles

Unfortunately, no.

diogenes was an actual insane hobo.
people just looked too much into his ramblings and thought it was 2deep4u

Would you make an exception ?

Those are the rules, cuddling with friends is beyond the pale.

Would a firm handshake and a steely look in the eye suffice, though?

No

Snuggles are good for bonding

handshake with your fapping hand to display dominance

You use your hands ?

*ambidextrous*

One hand is not sufficient. @Ayylmao

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Bwhahahaha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVGPfMNrKrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9QLgeGN3dg

sounds like a boss theme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516394161830756362/642547950983184405/Screenshot_2019-11-08-23-09-30.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMu1XAdT0Ms

Gay

Bare arms?