Because he likes to help

On a completely random aside, so as I was getting home to my apartment this older fella and his wife were in the process of moving a case of water into the apartment adjacent. They dropped it, and were it appeared that the gal was struggling to pick it up as said fella was inside. I took a moment to deliberate (truth is that I was still a bit disoriented from the long drive and just coming to wits), and offered to help as the fella came back out and picked up said water. The funny part that just hit me was he explained by offering me one of the waters and saying, "We're just bringing water to our son - he's very thirsty."

Shitty story

Like you're one to talk.

Rock-boi.

wat

careful dude

hes rock hard and coming at you

Need to have another talking to with the mods?

Also, considering how long it took you to 'read' it.. I strongly doubt you did read it.

Who the fuck is you

Junior mods are faggots

*chuckles*

Who am I? Who are you.

Rock guy

At least I don't have a *single* schtick to stand upon.

Just trying to get Rock Posting off the ground

Eh, it's really more vexing than anything else.

Rockvember is always one though

When it was October it was entertaining because the pun *worked*, but continuing?

Lull before Rockcember

Into Rockmas

And The Rock Year

Come up with a better pun, and it might continue to be fresh enough to be entertaining.

Don't tell me how to Rock Post

Now? Now, it's go the 'so last month' marker.

Just unsolicited advice that might do you well to heed.

This Rock can't be famous

If I change the theme monthly

Ah, yes.. y'see variety with a solid core is the means.

As it is, you're working on infamy amongst rapscallions - this is not where you want to be.

First of all your using alot of big words

And since I don't understand them imm take em as disrespect

You better watch your mouth

Hrm, they seem to be right sized if I were to not demean your intellect by restricting my usage of vocabulary.

*Unless* you're attempting to indicate that I am *over*estimating your capacity?

No, you would do no such thing, would you?

Donno