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everyone is free but punishments for breaking the few laws there are would be silly stupid

Dunno about white sausage being already cooked, possibly. I actually could also buy one that I was told needs cooking.

Rapists lose penis or vagina

I don't like the taste of deep-fried oil inside the white sausage

few laws sounds like lots of problems

It's boiled already, as Uksio said

> Lose vagina

@lunemarie Eh, we'd need to talk details but grant me a peaceful barony and I may consider bending the knee

Murders would be marked for death and anyone who killed them wouldn’t be prosecuted

Make a second one

If you kill the murder in a cool way you get social credit points

Dictator is a man's job though

I could practically toss a rock from my home and hit one of them kalb farms where they slaughter baby cows for those white sausages

@A.Fulcrum watch the video on "how it's made"
It is heated like 3 or 4 times in the process, there are no germs left to worry about
White sausage needs to be heated, not thoroughly cooked

social credit points <:poggers:583775485620781087>

Oh no, social credit is kinda crap.

I was joking jeez

We already have social credit

I would pay people who did like a 360 flip knife throw tho

Shits sick

@Uksio Will keep that in mind next time I'll have an opportunity to grab some.

People lose respect and credibility and have a credit score

Oh and marriage would be binding

Does my social credit go up for being a chad and getting laid or does it go down for being promiscuous? trying to figure out how not to get banned from using aeroplanes

You break marriage vows

You get shot

Cuckoldry will be banned

Divorce should actually require a reason beyond "I'm bored"

It's called dicktator, not vaginator

The punishment for being a cuck is torture

"Just install that chip and you don't need to worry about a credit score, beep boop"

I'm loading an AI on my brainchip

Halo style

Being shot for breaking marriage vows seems suboptimal to me. Punishment should be there but I'd rather still use otherwise functional person and for example, have them pay both their partner and the kingdom some standing fee for the transgression.

Although, if I was in power, they'd call me vaginator for sure since reinstating prima nocta will be my first order of business

All men with under 6 inch penises will be made infertile

All women who are ugly af will be made infertile

Short women produce short men exterminate anyone under 511 the first generation and then 6ft the next

We master race making

Nah short women are cute