Message from @SideTracker

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2019-11-13 08:52:54 UTC  

Imagine getting reincarnated as a nigger

2019-11-13 08:53:07 UTC  

It would be hell

2019-11-13 08:53:33 UTC  

imagine being a stupid yoda species in 2019

2019-11-13 08:53:43 UTC  

ur still a fucking baby at 50 years old

2019-11-13 08:53:45 UTC  

ahahahahahha

2019-11-13 08:53:53 UTC  

stupid faggot disney favrerau

2019-11-13 08:54:09 UTC  

You'd have memories of rational thought, but your body would compel you to steal, rape and do other stupid shit and there is nothing you can do

2019-11-13 08:54:19 UTC  

@shadow of the sun it doesnt work like that you know

2019-11-13 08:54:29 UTC  

what doesnt?

2019-11-13 08:54:51 UTC  

You can't even do basic math anymore despite remembering being able to do so in your sleep

2019-11-13 08:55:12 UTC  

What is the age of consent for the Yoda species?

2019-11-13 08:55:17 UTC  

but there’s two percentages you do remember

2019-11-13 08:55:23 UTC  

13% 50%

2019-11-13 08:55:31 UTC  

You don't remember them

2019-11-13 08:55:35 UTC  

You **are** them

2019-11-13 08:55:47 UTC  

A yoda species ages like a human and that includes his mind...just because his lifespan is longer doesnt mean maturity is achieved at a later age

2019-11-13 08:55:48 UTC  

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

2019-11-13 08:56:06 UTC  

That's what I was thinking because yoda is meant to be wise because of his age

2019-11-13 08:56:11 UTC  

look dude , there was a 50yr old yoda baby

2019-11-13 08:56:14 UTC  

If they matured slowly they'd be really dumb at age 50

2019-11-13 08:56:26 UTC  
2019-11-13 08:56:35 UTC  

It'd be a dead species

2019-11-13 08:56:41 UTC  

To slow to grow

2019-11-13 08:56:52 UTC  

40k Eldar, imao

2019-11-13 08:56:56 UTC  

i'm not writing this shit nor making it up

2019-11-13 08:57:02 UTC  

as someone who is slow

2019-11-13 08:57:05 UTC  

in the head

2019-11-13 08:57:07 UTC  

hey

2019-11-13 08:57:08 UTC  

mandalorian is gay

2019-11-13 08:57:20 UTC  

The series?

2019-11-13 08:57:23 UTC  

Is it even out yet?

2019-11-13 08:57:32 UTC  

First episode is at least

2019-11-13 08:57:46 UTC  

its like a full on copy of everything that was good about a new hope

2019-11-13 08:57:53 UTC  

but it doesnt resemble starwars in any way

2019-11-13 08:58:19 UTC  

I wouldn't judge until way later a lot of series I like have had questionable pilot episodes

2019-11-13 08:58:24 UTC  

full cash grab

2019-11-13 08:58:35 UTC  

i did enjoy it though

2019-11-13 08:58:36 UTC  

kek

2019-11-13 08:58:49 UTC  

like a spegetti western

2019-11-13 08:58:50 UTC  

Ok lads pick your poison
SniperWolf or Yanet Garcia

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/644098831071444994/Screenshot_20191113-095750.png

2019-11-13 08:58:53 UTC  

i like spagetti