Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 583090183952531456


2019-05-28 10:57:04 UTC  

I would pay money to see that on video

2019-05-28 10:57:11 UTC  

Getting it signed by sargon

2019-05-28 10:57:20 UTC  

lol yes

2019-05-28 11:12:28 UTC  

With party colours?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/582888914520506382/barasargukip.png

2019-05-28 11:16:27 UTC  

@RustyMenace ok that's really good😂

2019-05-28 11:18:01 UTC  

WAIT

2019-05-28 11:18:04 UTC  

Is that cropped

2019-05-28 11:20:09 UTC  

Sometimes it's easier to judge than to understand

2019-05-28 11:20:32 UTC  

I'm just asking

2019-05-28 12:01:23 UTC  

But why

2019-05-28 12:01:27 UTC  

<:why:462286147473637407>

2019-05-28 15:49:28 UTC  

My Mrs. Gabbard, what pearly white teeth you have...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/582958619494973440/Tulsi_Transformation.jpg

2019-05-28 16:26:45 UTC  

@Chani thnx ^^

2019-05-28 16:26:54 UTC  

Ms. Metokur makes an appearance

2019-05-28 16:29:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/582968740002398233/IMG_20190510_000540.jpg

2019-05-28 16:30:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/582968934362513428/IMG_20190421_165457.jpg

2019-05-28 18:23:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/582997274838433833/20190528_111403.jpg

2019-05-29 00:32:09 UTC  

Too early to explore space, too late to explore the seas, but just in time to explore the possibility of a female Metokur.

2019-05-29 00:32:13 UTC  

What a great time we live in

2019-05-29 00:52:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/583095393512849429/FB_IMG_1558538436031.jpg

2019-05-29 02:11:22 UTC  

ah yes an average day in the UK

2019-05-29 02:43:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/583123148879429642/Nigel_Farage.jpeg

2019-05-29 02:46:53 UTC  

https://imgflip.com/i/324dgp
now this... puts a smile on my face.
(i made this one)

2019-05-29 02:56:32 UTC  

I was trying to go for a Todd McFarlane kinda transformation, but... It's tough to make her look completely unattractive. I even tried Jess Philips nose and mouth.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/583126498186231809/Mrs_Gabbard_Gotta_Purdy_Mouth.jpg

2019-05-29 02:56:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/583126512367304734/Tulsi_Transformation_2.jpg

2019-05-29 07:05:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/583189178590953472/Jess_Phillips_Actractive_SideBySide.jpg

2019-05-29 07:07:05 UTC  

still wouldn't even tbh

2019-05-29 07:07:28 UTC  

Given enough pressure I might cave.

2019-05-29 07:07:28 UTC  

got i never noticed how fucking massive her neck is

2019-05-29 07:07:36 UTC  

But let's face it, no one's got that much beer.

2019-05-29 07:07:52 UTC  

god she has such an awful face

2019-05-29 07:07:53 UTC  

You'd die before hand

2019-05-29 07:08:16 UTC  

I'd die of alcohol poisoning before she'd even break the 3 barrier.

2019-05-29 07:08:18 UTC  

yeah, it'd be alchohol poisoning before you got to a point where she'd be fuckable

2019-05-29 07:10:08 UTC  

I was surprised how quickly just the hair over her forehead changed the number for me.

2019-05-29 08:45:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542712171088314369/583214359090692097/IMG_20190501_204044.jpg

2019-05-29 13:12:39 UTC  

a nice style chani ^^