Message from @Praetorian

Discord ID: 634061159653441538


2019-10-16 15:39:56 UTC  

Despite

2019-10-16 15:43:52 UTC  

@Ayylmao he was also the last American president to have facial hair in office

2019-10-16 15:44:12 UTC  

think about that

2019-10-16 15:44:48 UTC  

there was a Kaiser in Germany more recently than there was an US Commander in Chief with so much as peach fuzz

2019-10-16 15:45:05 UTC  

that's a fucking disgrace

2019-10-16 15:50:52 UTC  

I guarantee, I could run for office with my mangey-ass full goatee+moustache combo and at least get a plurality.

2019-10-16 15:51:14 UTC  

Its long past due we had a president with a beard or moustache

2019-10-16 15:52:10 UTC  

Trump should grow a full beard for 2020

2019-10-16 15:52:32 UTC  

father christmas 2020

2019-10-16 15:53:03 UTC  

nah, knowing him he'd go for fuckin 'chops and try making the honest abe look work

2019-10-16 15:53:31 UTC  

and while universally amusing, I believe it would cost him votes

2019-10-16 16:00:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634058110012489728/image0.jpg

2019-10-16 16:00:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634058210533179393/123_1_34.jpeg

2019-10-16 16:01:05 UTC  

You're all welcome

2019-10-16 16:01:43 UTC  

fuck, my cheekbones are bleeding from how much that made me smile

2019-10-16 16:01:56 UTC  

I like

2019-10-16 16:02:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634058589719363594/3fefbba.jpg

2019-10-16 16:11:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634060771319349288/fa91147e52fbb2fe.png

2019-10-16 16:12:40 UTC  

Guys... I found the first one...

2019-10-16 16:12:49 UTC  

The FIRST Stacy....

2019-10-16 16:14:05 UTC  

...

2019-10-16 16:14:10 UTC  

hang on, gonna test something

2019-10-16 16:14:10 UTC  

😂

2019-10-16 16:14:20 UTC  

ok so that embeds

2019-10-16 16:14:21 UTC  

🤣

2019-10-16 16:14:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634061702874267648/Screenshot_20191016-121436.png

2019-10-16 16:14:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634061712563240962/a7dd7aa093311243fa69d542d258ec80d3949cd93f2c84c246b31601fdc30a66_1.jpg1.jpg

2019-10-16 16:15:34 UTC  

lets leave the various fluids to the imagination <:ahegon:566797166258028548>

2019-10-16 16:17:01 UTC  

Yes

2019-10-16 16:17:28 UTC  

Might all be from the guy mouth tbh 😂

2019-10-16 16:17:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634062375942881281/72444533_2669154433105172_6972815568957079552_n.png

2019-10-16 16:18:04 UTC  

Kek.

2019-10-16 16:22:31 UTC  

@Engineered Eldritch Catgirl my trick is to salt the bullets

2019-10-16 16:22:58 UTC  

or that too, lol

2019-10-16 16:23:13 UTC  

Makes them yell LMAO

2019-10-16 16:23:53 UTC  

It has to be kosher salt, it makes it sting more lol

2019-10-16 16:24:01 UTC  

And it's NOT against the rules!